1. EAT LUNCH: You remember all that stuff you learned in high school about how alcohol affects you on an empty stomach? Still applies. 2. SAY THANK YOU to volunteers. Handing out beers to drunkards isn't always easy. 3. DON'S ASK for a bigger pour, your not gonna get one. 4. DON'T TRY TO GAME THE SYSTEM. I think we all know the fine for underage drinking. See those cops walking around? 5. DO YOUR TIME IN LINE. Sending a buddy off for more beers while you wait is fine but holding a spot is not. "pour form" 6. DO BE ADVENTUROUS. Head to booths with short or no lines and try some beers you've never heard of; you just might find a new favorite. 7. DON'T PEE on random surfaces. Even if there is a line for the bathroom. 8. DON'T GET IN A FIGHT. If beer fests make you angry, your doing them wrong. 9. WEAR SUNSCREEN and sensible shoes. Leave those flimsy flip flops and high heels at home. 10. DOGS ARE WELCOME but we reserve the right to ask them to leave. Keep them on leashes. Many people love dogs but are allergic to them!